I will throw in a nice bottle of wine if the winning caption is actually funny…..
Oh yeah and you also have to be a follower…..or I drink it with the judges.
Obviously, the judges drank all the nice shit. We’re giving the dregs to everyone else though. We’ll start from the top and go down the (disappointing) list…
…and the winner is
“I start drinking when my baby pictures come out.”
@landmannery“…arises from the catacombs of NOTHINGNESS and TOTALLY REDEEMS HIMSELF!”
@landmannotes“DTL bribed me more than the other submissions…”
“Why’d you have to go and let it die?”
“Bet Chad wishes he was nicer to me in high school now”
@LandmanLife…unless you’re Steve Buscemi in Billy Madison, you’re not going to do anyone any good so I don’t think Chuck or Chad will be apologizing
“This beer tastes like teen spirit”
@LandmanLifeThat’s a big gulp from the blood of the poors…
All the merch and all the wine in the world and you still won’t be Dave Grohl
@LandmanLifeFuuuuckk…all the everything in the world and you’re still not Chuuuuuckk
Oh no, not me
We never lost control
You’re face to face
With the man who sold the world
@LandmanLifeI’d buy that
@LandmanLifeNO BABY JESUS GIF?!? ARE YOU EVEN FUCKING SERIOUS?!
Mr. Kayne Cobain doesn’t want to Grohl old….
@LandmanLifeKayne Cobain might have been a winner but you’ll Grohl up some day…
(said with a drunken slur) “Let’s talk equity swap…. I’ve got this!”