This is some next level shit right here. The legend of Forklift Frank has finally been told, and I couldn’t be more impressed with the rendition done by @LandmanRadio! Check it out on his SoundCloud page. We started joking about making a song about Forklift Frank months ago, because it literally was the literally the dumbest stupid motherfucking shit that anyone has heard of. Lyrics below:
Landman come up the lease road
Odd look on his face
“Have you seen Forklift Frank around this place?
He’s a bad one him always breakin’ the law
If you see Forklift Frank better give me a call”
Franks drinking beers on a Friday night
Watchin that pump but bored as fuck
Couple rig hands started talking some shit
It was 2 on 1 but Frank evened the score
Jumped in their forklift and went pedal to the floor
Well you don’t go lookin for trouble
Aint that what the landmen say
Don’t go lookin, don’t go lookin for trouble
It’ll find you…anyway
37 phonecalls to make things right
3 different contractors had to work all night
Frank got that forklift half out of sight
He couldn’t see the Frac pond on that dark night
Well you don’t go lookin for trouble
Aint that what the landmen say
Don’t go lookin, don’t go lookin for trouble
It’ll find you…anyway
When the sun came up the damage was gone
Forklift Frank aint’ worked since that Friday night
He got that stimulus check and he’s doing “alright”
Knows he’s never welcome back
After a fucking shit show like that
Well you don’t go lookin for trouble
Aint that what the landmen say
Don’t go lookin, don’t go lookin for trouble
It’ll find you…anyway
